Poon-zilla

a large butch lesbian, usually with a short crew cut or mullet.

"Rosey O'Donnell objects to being called Poon-zilla."

by irbsalty May 7, 2009

poon glue

Jizz; cum

“I was getting head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it is stuck shut.”

by Tkrog September 29, 2018

Poon Repellent

Poon repellent is someone who gets no birds. Normally his name is Owen Buckley. He is tall an lanky, wears quick silver glasses an even a hoody from pound land.

'Wanna talk to them birds'
'Nah we have poon repellent with us'

by Yamaaaaaaaa August 29, 2016

Poon Piper

One who pleases his girlfriend sexually, but never gets hand or blow jobs in return, also known as the lonely scuba.

Quinton: Have you gotten your nut with Sarah yet?
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.

by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012

mad poon

This is a term used by chav's when a lot of vagina is acquired, or when someone has had sexual relations, and is celebrating.

Fuckin' 'ell, 'r' derrick got sum mad poon las' noight from 'r' stace, she was all over 'im!

by Spookaschlong December 6, 2015

poon manchu

Is when a girl shaves only the top of her pubic hair and leaves the hair on the lips to grow long. Supposed to resemble a fu manchu.

Brett- Dude, this chick I was with last night had a poon manchu!!

Phil- God, that's disgusting!!

by BNRI September 1, 2009

Poon Hole

vaginal canal or general reference to pussy, see also poon.

I was hiding this in my poon hole for you.

by Poonacious D October 22, 2009