Alaskan plumber

The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life

Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday

Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out

Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out

Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!

by RomainPaul February 20, 2025

plumber bryan

Jacking off with a hand full of fire caulk in a construction site biffy

I pulled a plumber Bryan at work today and it was amazing

by Bbck December 10, 2020

Joe the Plumber

a term that was used in the 2008 final presidential debate to describe somebody that works hard and is worried about the economy of our coutry.

We all need to follow the example of Joe the Plumber to make America a better country economically

by da gloria February 21, 2009

Dear Pesky Plumbers

How you should start every letter from now on.

Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025

Packet Plumber

A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.

The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.

by Camwhore Cam July 11, 2024

poor plumber

A total cunt

Adam is a poor plumber

by Arthur12234 March 26, 2017

The plumbers Union

The nemesis mob

The plumbers Union took out Joey yesterday

by Dickballs21 August 16, 2022