Midtown Plumber

The act of being jerked off into a sink with the wooden handle of a plunger in your ass.

After getting the toilet unclogged, he decided to give his buddy a midtown plumber.

by Brack Friday November 4, 2015

plumber crack

A plumber's crack usually all the way up they're back. Usually their name would be Sarah. Plumbs sewage and enjoys it.

Sarah has a plumber crack up her back

by Smrbitch1 February 18, 2017

Plumber's Lunch

Whatever comes out of the drain.

"Eww what's that black sludge?" "That's just the plumber's lunch."

by buddyfriendguy October 27, 2023

Australian Plumber

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman while doing the limbo dance pose.

- Have you seen Lopes do an Australian Plumber in the men's bathroom on that drunk girl at Gonçalo's wedding?
- Yeah ahah, the man is a limbo master!

by StrayaSpeedKing September 13, 2021

plumber bryan

Jacking off with a hand full of fire caulk in a construction site biffy

I pulled a plumber Bryan at work today and it was amazing

by Bbck December 10, 2020

Cleveland Plumber

When you have sex with someone and acquire a poop noodle and your sex partner sucks it out of the tip of your penis

Dude this chick gave me a Cleveland Plumber last night!

by Beamdawg April 23, 2021

Plumber's Funeral

The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.

Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.

by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021