Peeing in a urinal or a toilet from the side instead of from the front. Analogous to a basketball player shooting a jump shot from the baseline rather than from the top of the key.
Jamanthony: One sec Reece, I'm bout to take a baseline piss.
Shareece: Who the fuck you think you are b? Shane Battier?
Jamanthony: He got two rings. How many you got Reece?
Shareece: Damn cuz you got me, ok go ahead...
Shareece: Who the fuck you think you are b? Shane Battier?
Jamanthony: He got two rings. How many you got Reece?
Shareece: Damn cuz you got me, ok go ahead...
by xjamanthonyx September 13, 2013
When your piss is so strong people waiting outside the door to use the bathroom can feel the floor vibrating from your piss hitting the toilet water.
"Thunder. Thunder! THUNDER PISS!"
"Man, Joe must have had a thunder piss. I felt it in the living room"
Thunder
Piss
"Man, Joe must have had a thunder piss. I felt it in the living room"
Thunder
Piss
by Pleasures Your Mom October 06, 2009
On Slashdot, a high-traffic technology news website, there is a moderation system based on score. Traffic alone guarantees the difficulty of obtaining the first post, which is rewarding for the user. Such comments are generally frowned upon and attributed a negative score by the moderators.
Frosty Piss is therefore intended to be a near-anagram of First Post. Many other anagrammatic variations exist, depending only on the user's boredom and creativity.
Frosty Piss is therefore intended to be a near-anagram of First Post. Many other anagrammatic variations exist, depending only on the user's boredom and creativity.
by eggstasy August 19, 2011
Dude, I pissed away my pay check buying rounds at the club last night.
Careful in Las Vegas, you'll piss away your savings.
Careful in Las Vegas, you'll piss away your savings.
by ReverendBob June 29, 2009
Usually refers to the extra bit of piss that embarrassingly emerges, even after a vigorous shake.
9 times out of 10 this is after you've re-holstered the middle wicket resulting in an embarassing wet patch on the front of your trousers.
9 times out of 10 this is after you've re-holstered the middle wicket resulting in an embarassing wet patch on the front of your trousers.
Rob: "HAHA! What the fuck is that wet patch on the front of yer jeans?? you incontinent fuckwit!"
Steve: "Oh fuck! That bastard Inch of piss again, i shook the old lad for well over a minute too."
Steve: "Oh fuck! That bastard Inch of piss again, i shook the old lad for well over a minute too."
by mightynimrod June 04, 2009
Poor guy doesn't have a pot to piss in.
by Steve Shutt August 17, 2005
Strong, cheap alcoholic beverages sold and drunk with the sole intention of temporarily relieving the drinker of his or her miserable existence. Almost always drunk by the homeless and unemployed and supplied by unscrupulous bastards in Off Licenses who keep a hidden supply of cold tins behind the counter for sale at £1.39 a pop.
Strictly speaking the term applies to White Lightning cider and its many even more disgusting imitations. It is erroneously applied to superstrength lager (Tennents Super, Carlsberg Special Brew etc and to other drinks associated with the homeless and unemployed (English sherry, cheap vodka and even cheaper whisky)
Strictly speaking the term applies to White Lightning cider and its many even more disgusting imitations. It is erroneously applied to superstrength lager (Tennents Super, Carlsberg Special Brew etc and to other drinks associated with the homeless and unemployed (English sherry, cheap vodka and even cheaper whisky)
by Brian Munich November 11, 2006