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Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
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A Tavistock drug dealer that likes to pressure elderly men and sleep with underaged children
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my literal bestfriend in the entire mf world… my wife
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Piper is a 🥴
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Piper

A bitch who is manipulative and transgender, the transgender part has nothing to do with how much of a BITCH piper is
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A person so full of herself in every way. Does not care who she backstabs, steps on, or abuses, to help herself in every way possible. Does not know what true friendship is. She cares so little about the path of destruction she leaves behind that once she is done with you she will move to your family and continue to use and abuse them. And move on to the next person that has a heart. She is a secret narcissist that loves to hurt others by guilt. Her favorite way to do so is by saying " I'm garbage." Which tears at your heart so she can sink herself in deeper. Once she is done with you because you have done Everything you can but make smarter choices for her, she will reward you with trying to alienate everyone from your life by trying to turn them all against you.

She is a weak willed person that is jealous of everyone for bring a better person then she is. It is very sad she will never get her self help.
Holy shit! Do you see how much of a PIPER she is!?
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