"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"
"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"
"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
Get the A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnicmug. When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.
My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am
by phillyp1 December 29, 2023
Get the Lake House Picnic Tablemug. A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.
While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.
by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 20, 2022
Get the Hitchens Picnicmug. by laszlomann July 30, 2014
Get the Picnic basketmug. Was out for a nice walk with the Mrs yesterday, next minute we're having an australian picnic in the bushes!
by SunshineRae February 17, 2019
Get the Australian picnicmug. by Snappyeyez June 25, 2014
Get the Drizzy picnicmug. by MagnoliaIsTrash August 27, 2022
Get the Gay Picnicmug.