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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
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Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.
My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am
by phillyp1 December 29, 2023
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Hitchens Picnic

A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.
While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.
by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 20, 2022
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Picnic basket

A person's hidden bag of fetishes. The things you don't even admit to your besties.
I'll tell you one fetish but I'm not showing you my whole picnic basket on the first date.
by laszlomann July 30, 2014
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Australian picnic

Was out for a nice walk with the Mrs yesterday, next minute we're having an australian picnic in the bushes!
by SunshineRae February 17, 2019
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Drizzy picnic

A day time event or picnic where you get fucked up
Lets have a drizzy picnic and do lots of drugs or drink
by Snappyeyez June 25, 2014
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Gay Picnic

a dick appointment, usually for two men or homosexual people
"hey i got to go to this Gay Picnic with this dude"
by MagnoliaIsTrash August 27, 2022
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