Physical Education

Where education gets physical

Teacher: "Hey class, we have physical education, where education gets physical."

by Reister Movement March 19, 2018

Quantum Physics

The shit that scientists pretend to know all about. It created nuclear weapons. It blew up Japan.

The Quantum physics Poster Helped Me Learn About Quantum Physics.

by fAkEtErMs April 17, 2020

physical education

A sexual position in which the girl does a handstand and her back is supported by a row of lockers. The guy gets on top of the lockers and proceeds to fuck her in a downwards motion. Extremely difficult to execute, but the bragging rights are enormous if you can do it.

Ali did some mad physical education after school with Matt. Her arms weren't the only things that were sore the next day.

by the Ezmeister October 30, 2010

Physical Schizophrenia

Being so fat that you have to identify as 2 people

I was denied access to the fun fair ride due to my physical schizophrenia

by Maybe on Wednesday April 09, 2023

Pick Physics

A physics based phenomenon that occurs when a guitar pick is dropped whether in use or not.

-John is playing guitar in the garage and drops his pick-

John: "Holy shit, how the fuck did my pick land in the hallway?"

Dave: "Pick physics."

by xSweep September 05, 2010

Physical Conversation

Sex.

I want to have many physical conversations with that thick light skinned girl over there.

by CoconutAvocados August 18, 2018

Physical Therapy

When you jerk off and cry simultaneously, often used to get over a girl but can be used in any situation where you might be in emotional pain

"Elena dumped me last night man, I need some good physical therapy"

by gyro_elongated March 25, 2020