Hoes on Parade

See Maury show
singular: hoe on parade
plural:hoes on parade

when you got 1 mom and 30 possible babys daddy,now thats a hoe on parade

by simplyevil April 25, 2005

parade float

a gaudy person, usually female, with bad taste and an overbearing demeanor.

I could never be attracted to a parade float like that. She's too tacky.

by Yakuman June 5, 2018

Soft Parade

When two or more people take have a psychedelic trip together, either on LSD or Magic Mushroom.

Dude I got 4 hits of acid, get 2 of your friends to trip with us we will have a soft parade

by DogStreet_ March 27, 2016

Meat Parade

Just a parade of female meats. Booty and titties.

Look at this squad of females, just a meat parade.

by ProtectWomensRights July 12, 2019

Panty Parade

1. To arouse someone inside their trousers.

2. The wish or craving to be inside someone's trousers.

"That guy has been staring at me for the past hour, I bet I'm giving him a panty parade."

"Wow, that guy is gorgeous.. I'd love to join that panty parade."

by RememberA October 16, 2013

Pride Parade

What do 9 out of 10 Pride Parade visitors enjoy?
Gang rape.

Happy Pride Parade.
All deaths are final.

by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023

never-ending shit parade

Never-ending shit parade; never-ending parade of shit. 1. A string of bad luck; 2. The ceaseless onslaught of other people's BS, thoughtlessly transferred to or otherwise imposed on you.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.

"I've been trying to get out of debt, but then I got laid off from work, my kid needed braces, the car broke down and now the bank wants to foreclose. Its like there's this never-ending shit parade preventing me from ever getting ahead!

by seventhson June 23, 2010