Philadelphia

A word that is said when a guardian or parent comes into the room. This is said so that any conversations present could be now "g-rated" to adapt to the new person in the room.

Oh what a fine ass that Nicole girl has!

Oh yes definitely! I would just want to stick my-

(parent walks in)

"Philadelphia!"

- my report card in her face and show her my awesome grades!

by Andrij December 24, 2010

Philadelphia Fister

The Philadelphia Fister is both sexual and gourmet vegetarian cuisine. A person takes a 8 ounce piece of cream cheese and while grasping it with their fist, they penetrate a woman's vagina with it for a good 10-15 minutes, or until softened. Once softened, combine in a medium bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise. Mix until smooth (it should drip off the spoon). Add 1 cup diced celery (no need for onions, your girl took care of that taste element), paprika, and salt/pepper to taste. If this mixture is served on bread, this dish tastes identical to a tuna salad sandwich. It's a vagatarian delight!!

Yo, you almost got the cream cheese ready yet? I need to pack my Philadelphia Fister sandwich before I go to work!

by PMonzingo June 24, 2006

philadelphia taco

When you pee in someone's subwoofer, and then drop the bass to make the pee go everywhere.

Hey Dennis, did you enjoy the philadelphia taco I gave you today?

by TF2Player December 2, 2014

Philadelphia Phillies

A baseball team that the city of Philadelphia makes out to be the greatest thing since sliced bread, but, in reality, doesn't amount to even a slice of bread. The majority of their fans suffer from drama queen mental illness.

The Philles have the most losses in MLB.
The Phillies have been around since 1884, and only have 2 championships.
The Philadelphia organization renamed their team 3 times in 2 years.
The Philadelphia Phillies? The New York New Yorkers, The San Francisco San Franciscos? So retarded, but... What did you expect from a group of lazy, drunk Philadelphia owners?
Pinstripes and red?
The Phillies old stadium was a shithole.
The current Phillies stadium is a joke.
Kobe Bryant grew up in Philadelphia as a Mets fan.
The 2008 World Series was the least watched World Series ever.
The Philadelphia Phillies have the worst fans. Not because their team is a threat in any way, or because they possess any real achievements, but, because they're a delusional, obese, unclassy, and loud-mouthed bunch.

by You're only kidding yourself. July 5, 2012

philidelphia slider

a guy that releases his bowels on the females chest and she lets it slide down her neck to her abdomen section

just had a philidelphia slider so you better be gettin in the shower now if you want me to touch you

by kenallen75 August 31, 2007

Philadelphia eagles

A football team that has no life, its fan's always say that the Dallas Cowboys fans suck when in fact they have NO Superbowl wins and Dallas has 5. They say we choke...How bout when they faced the raiders in the 1980s for the Superbowl and lost, or when they faced the giants recently and LOST for the Superbowl.

Man 1 (eagles Fan) : "Hey man I fell asleep before the Philadelphia Eagles VS Dallas Cowboys game who won?"

Man 2 (No favorite team): "Who do you think?"

Man 1 (eagles Fan): "...Dallas?"

Man 2 (No favorite team): "42-0, Dallas"

by DallasCowboys123 October 27, 2009

Philadelphia experiment

A supposed military operation that occurred October of 1943 in the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard. A highly classified experiment to cloak the U.S destroyer escort the USS Eldridge in an electromagnetic force-field. According to unconfirmed speculation, such as has surrounded the Roswell incident, reports emerged that the ship disappeared into a time-space anomaly and that those on board never could adjust psychologically afterward. The television show LOST has capitalized on the Philadelphia experiment, and incorporated the time-space anomaly concept with the mind's inability to deal with the fourth dimension.

LOST is based on the Philadelphia experiment.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008