Table Pennis

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.

Keep it out! Now it's time for a friendly game of Table Pennis

by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 30, 2016

Big Penny

Big Penny is the most famous rapper he is so famous that nobody knows him

Timmy: have you heard Big Penny’s new album

Johnny: No tf is that you autistic fuck
Timmy:*bleeds from various holes

by Amy sucks June 1, 2018

vagina/pennis

so the pennis is shuved up the vagina

vagina/pennis you

by billy bobs uncle3567 May 24, 2019

Ten-penny

archaic an item of little value, relating back to 'pennies' having a value equal to of 1/5,000th of an ounce of gold in English and American coinage of the 19th Century. Approximately $3 USD in 2018.

Here’s the thing… I don’t give a ten-penny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack… That’s more or less the thing.
- Bill the Butcher, Gangs of New York

by Vulvavore April 19, 2018

poo penny

Coins you find in a toilet.

I found a poo penny.

by Say wut? boredom June 2, 2016

Penny Pax

An American pornographic actress and model. A cute ginger chick with hot momma vibes that is guaranteed to make any straight mans dick hard

Me: The stuff on my hardrive is about 90% Penny Pax vids these days
My mate: Ah, I see you're a man of culture too

by FuzzyDanglers April 21, 2020

shitty pennies

loose change

So you go to wendy's, the 2 quarters you get in change are shitty pennies

by lank October 8, 2003