penny romance

An inexpensive, usually low quality romance novel.

Fabio models for the covers of penny romances.

by Dek Ingraham August 15, 2005

breaking pennies

To do an action with great speed or in an aggressive manner.

He ran so fast that he was breaking pennies.

by Thomas23245d-money6756 January 2, 2014

Table Pennis

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.

Keep it out! Now it's time for a friendly game of Table Pennis

by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 30, 2016

Penny Pax

An American pornographic actress and model. A cute ginger chick with hot momma vibes that is guaranteed to make any straight mans dick hard

Me: The stuff on my hardrive is about 90% Penny Pax vids these days
My mate: Ah, I see you're a man of culture too

by FuzzyDanglers April 21, 2020

Ten-penny

archaic an item of little value, relating back to 'pennies' having a value equal to of 1/5,000th of an ounce of gold in English and American coinage of the 19th Century. Approximately $3 USD in 2018.

Here’s the thing… I don’t give a ten-penny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack… That’s more or less the thing.
- Bill the Butcher, Gangs of New York

by Vulvavore April 19, 2018

vagina/pennis

so the pennis is shuved up the vagina

vagina/pennis you

by billy bobs uncle3567 May 24, 2019

penny slit

n. Cheap-ass hooker. Obscure use of the word "slit" as vagina or ass, with penny indicating that it is so cheap you don't need much more than a penny to buy some time with it.

n. Any body orifice where a penny might fit.

v. On the present (-ing) it means buying some time from a cheap hooker.

Damn, look at that hoe, she's a penny slit.

Dat ho's got a penny slit yo; that shit's sexy as fuck.

Im'ma fuck the shit outta' that penny slit, it's so damn cheap yo.

My fucking bitch of an ex slept with half the damn neighborhood, she was such a cheap penny slittin' ho.

Im'ma go penny-slitting round the hood. Bitches love my pennies.

I pulled that penny slit... Jackpot!

by bloodedge September 19, 2014