Penis

A long soft hanging thing that woman go crazy for

bro life is like a penis, it's long and soft, till woman come along and make it hard

by Littlepervert November 12, 2014

no penis no

No penis no. A term mostly used by teenage lesbians or bisexual females that lean towards female attraction more than males. How else can you define it? They're saying no to penis.

JUST SAY NO!

(Girls talking about last night with boyfriend.)
Mikayla: Its big...9 inches!
Morgan: NO PENIS NO!

by MerTruckClub April 21, 2014

penis

wigley jigaly and moby dick your budy in the croch do it hard

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by harder carder #####😆 March 30, 2022

Penis

The third leg to a males body that ejects jiz.𓂸

"hey, what's in ur pants?"
"oh, it's my third leg, also known as a PENIS, that's rock solid."

by anonymous November 27, 2021

Penis

Penis

Penis

by Maybe it is me February 24, 2021

penis

why did you just search penis on urban dictionary.. anyways penis is penis

duke: do you like my penis
meslissa: oh yes, very nice
albert: hey what about mine!!
melissa: ew no, dukes penis is better.. JKJK urs is awesome too lolol

by dukes.depp March 19, 2021

Penis

usually a dick

do you have a penis?

by ilovemilfssssss May 9, 2022