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Damn the Patriots

(phrase) What fans of the LA Chargers say after the historically dominant New England Patriots leave the Diamond Dogs for dead after any game between the two teams. Most recently exemplified in the AFC Divisional Playoffs on January 13, 2019.
Damn the Patriots! They played us like a damn fiddle!
by EqualsPeach January 14, 2019
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patriot moat

Creases that appear at the top and bottom of the belly from when an overweight person sits for awhile before standing; the cum-gutters of the obese and stationary.
"I need to stop being so sedentary. My patriot moat was a deep red when I finally stood up after spending hours organizing my erotic Donald Trump photo directory."
by philottsoraptor March 20, 2023
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Patriotic Education

An US public education curriculum devoid of any real criticism of its government or peoples actions during its history. Giving the citizen a false sense of understanding how things came to be and why things are the way they are.

Symptoms include : citizens believe that they truly live in the greatest country in U.S. AND anything other than conservative propaganda media outlet is liberal lies.
When Steven got into college and took US History 101, he was stunned to find out the police used to beat the shit out of MLK during his peaceful protests. His acquaintance Jamal leaned in and said, "yeah you must of gotten that Patriotic Education back home".
by slickridley November 16, 2022
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patriot moat

patriot moat /pay-tree-uht mowt/

noun
The ring of jizz left on the ground after a MAGAt circle jerk

verb
Surround Mar-a-Lago with fat-bodied MAGAts
After leaving a patriot moat around a faux-golden bust of Donald Trump, a group of MAGAts moved to join their patriot brothers and sisters in using their bodies as a protective barrier around Mar-a-Lago.
by colostomykid March 20, 2023
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Patriot Card

Card used to justify immoral and/or illogical behavior under the guides that not doing so would be "Unpatriotic". Most commonly used by Americans.
I was trying to explain to Jaxxon that supporting the Iraq war is dumb and he pulled the Patriot Card on me.
by Bobthedobhob April 14, 2019
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Honored Patriot

A sex move where after you cum while having sex with an ethnic woman you yell "God Bless America!"
Man 1: Look at Tom, he is one honorable man of America with his flag and gun.
Man 2: You already know he pulls the honored patriot move on that sweet Latin assistant of his on the fourth of July.
Man 1: No question about it.
by NollyPolly March 12, 2021
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Patriot Missle

When a female squirts into the air, and a male attempts to blast it out of the air with his load.
Megan launched a salvo of squirt at the wall, but I intercepted it with my Patriot Missle.
by ThePatriotAct March 22, 2021
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