Patrick

some silly goose who tries too hard to make jokes

"man, some kid said the stupidest joke today"
"was his name Patrick?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"

by lilhuddysnpass March 5, 2019

Patrick

patrick is one of the worst people you will meet. he will continuously embarrass the shit out of you in many public situations and might i add be one of the most cringey guys out there. long nights of playing fortnite and crying listening to XXXtentation and $uicide $quad will bascially sum up Patrick's days. Sorry dude, Patrick's aren't the best people out there.

Girl A: Ah I just dumped Patrick
Girl B: Good! I'm surprised you even dated him in the first place. Patrick's are always the weirdest fucks out there.

by surreal donuts October 20, 2019

Patrick

The Patrick Type Likes To Play Fortnite And Smoke Weed Like The Fat Cunt All Patrick’s Are, Being A Patrick Means Not Really Caring About This Snapchat Shit And Sleeping.

Who dat der bred der la?
That Patrick m8

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by Urban DicPics July 17, 2018

Patrick

Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.

Hey did that guy just steal Iran's oil?

Yes thats just a Patrick.

by [e-mail] May 8, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is an attractive person to most people he’s very sweet, knows when something is wrong and can make you laugh is genuinely a great person , also he’s very nice and will be there for you no matter what he’s has a big butt and abs and nappy hair he’s very nice and most girls want him

Girl: Have you seen Patrick today ?

Girl#2: yeah he’s great man I would like a piece of that ass

by Oldman24 January 2, 2019

Patrick

Person with a massive dick

Oh no Patrick stole my girl

by Jonothan123456789 April 10, 2019

Patrick

Patrick may not be the sexiest man or the strongest but he will have one great love in his life. He will protect this girl till is last breath. He is kind, caring, loving, romantic, and can always turn a bad day into a good one with his sarcastic comments

Bro Patrick just help me out after my girl left me

by That irish bastered July 7, 2018