patrick is one of the worst people you will meet. he will continuously embarrass the shit out of you in many public situations and might i add be one of the most cringey guys out there. long nights of playing fortnite and crying listening to XXXtentation and $uicide $quad will bascially sum up Patrick's days. Sorry dude, Patrick's aren't the best people out there.
Girl A: Ah I just dumped Patrick
Girl B: Good! I'm surprised you even dated him in the first place. Patrick's are always the weirdest fucks out there.
Girl B: Good! I'm surprised you even dated him in the first place. Patrick's are always the weirdest fucks out there.
by surreal donuts October 20, 2019
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Patrick is a very sweet guy, he will always care for your well-being. He is hot as fuck, and doesn't play with a girls mind. he is great at sports, and is a workout freak. I wish i could date him because he is so caring and melts your heart
by UnknownChic69 May 22, 2020
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Has a girlfriend who was forced to be with him, she is nice but she has bad choice in boys.
*Dies in anime yes*
Has a girlfriend who was forced to be with him, she is nice but she has bad choice in boys.
*Dies in anime yes*
by TrangleCult May 31, 2020
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Get the Patrick mug.Usually good looking, fun, and LOVES attention. He'll make broken promises, cheat, make you lose all self esteem, break your heart, but say sorry, and make it look like it was all you're fault. When you're ready to leave him he'll say all the right things to make you stay. Just to do it all over again. He will waste your time. He still lives with his mom at 25 and is going nowhere in life, but blames everyone else for his problems. Will mostly only text, Snapchat, or random pic at odd hours. He's the equivalent to a Fuck boy. Stay away at all cost!
Him: At 2am. "Hey good looking, I'm Patrick. Do you want to hang"?
Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".
Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply
A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply
continues forever!...
Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".
Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply
A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply
continues forever!...
by Rosalie Quinn April 15, 2020
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