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strap on a pair

Strap on a pair, such as a pair of testicles. (bravery?)
if you have a pair strapped on, people might call you arrogant
hey, you might even be arrogant for strapping them on in the first place :)
and I strongly believe it
strap on a pair and tell everyone to get fucked
by emma May 11, 2004
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pastry

When someone tells a boring story that nobody else cares about. Its usually long and/or takes forever to get to the point. It may have no point or doesn't say anything important that anyone cares about. It is a form or rambling however the person does not realise they are doing it even if others have tuned out or is looking back with a blank stare. If the story had already been told it is refered to as a stale pastry.
This is a short pastry spoken by a colleague who I work with every day: "Today I walked to work along the footpath past many houses as I do every morning. I have to stop at the pedistrian crossing. Then I got to work, I walked inside, said hello to you and sat down to work"
by Kezzaron August 13, 2009
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Pasi

by Dr Jay Fowdar January 25, 2008
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Pastrami Lips

When a bitch's pussy is so haggard that it resembles a soggy pound of pastrami.
"But Daniel, promise me you won't cry when you see her pastrami lips."
by C Murdaaa August 17, 2008
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Pastry Pusher

A man who enjoys fucking chicks with massive and disgusting muffin tops which consist of more than a handful.
A: Oh man, you see that girl over there? She is so hot.

B: Yeah, but she's got that disgusting jiggling mass coming out of her jeans.

A: SO WHAT?!

B: You're a total pastry pusher...
by Valley Girl Ventriloquist March 8, 2009
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Pastry Bag

This is when the thickness of woman's thighs, coupled with her vaginal pelvic muscles, literally squeezes out the semen of a man's penetrated penis. Thus acting like a hand squeezing frosting out of a pastry bag.
"My girlfriends legs are so thick, and her pussy muscles are so strong, she literally squeezed the cum out of my cock! Like a Pastry Bag"
by Mr. Prescott May 18, 2010
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Pair of Marys

Any two people that are insistent on either having their way or having something be what they believe to be right; usually behaving in a nitpicking manner over a matter that is generally perceived to be not that big of a deal.

Originally referring stereotypically to a couple of unhappy elderly women, but now to anyone who resembles the attitude. The name "Mary" is used as opposed to another name because of its progressive decline in popularity; resulting in more older people with the name than younger people.

The term is mostly known from its use in an episode of the The Office U.S.
Stanley, Michael, and Bob are waiting in line, with Bob being the foremost of the three.

Bob's wife comes up to him and seems to try to get in line with him to avoid waiting at the end.

Stanley and Michael see this and tell his wife to go to the end of the line.

Bob then calls Stanley and Michael a "pair of Marys."
by Crispy Wafers July 7, 2022
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