1 definition by Valley Girl Ventriloquist

A man who enjoys fucking chicks with massive and disgusting muffin tops which consist of more than a handful.

A: Oh man, you see that girl over there? She is so hot.

B: Yeah, but she's got that disgusting jiggling mass coming out of her jeans.

A: SO WHAT?!

B: You're a total pastry pusher...

by Valley Girl Ventriloquist October 28, 2008

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