Palmed throbbery

Masterbating

His missus caught him bang to rights committing palmed throbbery in the shed! He was sentenced to a year of being the laughingstock of the boozer.

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Palm Party

To throw caution to the wind, to live for the moment and ignore established safety guidelines, to act selfishly and with total disregard for all others

Wow, look at all those people ignoring social distancing rules - it's a real Palm Party!

by PhilMcAvity June 28, 2020

Paradise Palms

A person on Twitter who is very friendly. Can be annoying and likes Paradise Palms.

"Paradise Palms is the best poi"

by Yote7893 October 8, 2020

Palm J

Blending any variety of palm bay, with a significant amount of Jack Daniel's.

"If you don't drink Palm J's, then fuck you!"

by DJSKIER February 15, 2017

zombie palm

Peeling the skin from your palm before masturbation.

Justin Dillon got a mad wicked zombie palm yo.

by nezzreth July 24, 2016

palm music

Honking your horn at the moron on the road while driving. Named as such because the honking "music" is being played with the palm of the hand.

"This jerk thinks he can just sit on the road and block traffic? Maybe a little palm music will get him moving."

by DJKydKrazy May 12, 2016

Maria Palms

When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria

F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016