Scatter Wagon

Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.

Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed

by newoldmonkey April 26, 2011

Gash Wagon

A car full of women.

Damn, look at that gash wagon, wonder where they goin

by Dr. Helmetspore July 16, 2021

hitchin wagons

Joining two lives into one in the form of marriage

Bean and ro0st are hitchin wagons for life

by rooster_nugget July 14, 2010

Phat Wagon

Phat Wagon
A vivid description of a nice booty. Usually measured on a scale of 1-10.

“Dddaaaammmm that chick has a phat wagon.”

“Check put the phat wagon on that girl”

by Dr.Puff September 2, 2018

draggin wagon

having a ginormous badonkadonk; absolute dumptruck; big ole booty

Holy shit bro look at that blonde's pooper. She's draggin wagon for sure.

by Les Martens March 5, 2021

timmy wagon

the vehicle used by timmy's and retards.. usually motorised

check out the mongles timmy wagon

by tartanbeastie February 14, 2004

Dildo Wagon

A dildo wagon is a sex position only acheviable by the great Nordic gods Dildoso and Wagono, also known as the physicaly disabled . The dildo wagon is when a man in a wheelchair who is not capable of obtaining a boner straps on a dildo and plows his girl with the force of a thousand suns.

Did you hear crippled Jimmy gave veronica a dildo wagon

by Disabled jimmy May 28, 2019