Jared cuff

He is Perfection.
That guy is like a Jared Cuff…. Perfection
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cuff your jeans

The thing lesbians and other female members of the LGBTQIA+ community do to show that they are, in fact, a female member of the LGBTQIA+ community that can develop feeling for another female (who is not always a member of the LGBTQIA+ community and is usually their best friend)

*Could also be used as a metaphorical phrase that helps you let other people know you like girls, even though you might be wearing a skirt at the moment
Girl 1: Do you cuff your jeans?
Girl 2: Yea... Do you?
Girl 1: Yes, I cuff my jeans!

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Girl A: Hey, I just wanted to let you know I cuff my jeans!
Girl B: But... You're in a skirt...
Girl A: Nevermind, that's not what I meant
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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
by TableFerret May 02, 2025
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Seal cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
He whispered something about loving marine life, and before I knew it, I got Seal Cuffed.
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grab them fuckin cuffs

when you are hooking up with an individual and they say "grab them fuckin cuffs"
ex. "grab them fuckin cuffs"
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