loose as a dock

Is when your friend is such a slut she is called "loose as a dock" (a boating dock).

Schoolgirl 1: So how many guys have you slept with this week?
Schoolgirl 2: um... bout 15 ... I think.
Schoolgirl 1: But it's only Wednesday! You are as loose as a dock, bitch!
Schoolgirl 2: Fuck you!

by A concerned teacher December 25, 2007

Loose turkey

A loose ass

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!

by Lex looger December 20, 2019

Loosing a nuke

When you crimp off a turd that could destroy a city

"Marjorie, what's that smell and where has the west wing gone?"

"Oh, Quentin it was terrible! Reginald has been in the lavatory, loosing a nuke!"

by Mostly_made_up June 3, 2017

loose chick

i'm not wearing any underwear

lorelai: help me look for my loose chick
luke: oh you really do have a loose chick

by doolzo July 14, 2022

Loose Lippen

the femal version of "free ballin"
not wearing any underwear thongs panties etc..

she has no underwaer on at all!! shes loose lippen

by wilberttr4 November 3, 2008

Loose Mitten

Cut from the string.
A drunk person who is seemingly free of all cares and responsibilities.

After a 40 of Vodka, Liz was quite the loose mitten.

by Laquishita6552112 February 27, 2009

Loose noodle

When someone’s personality is shifty.

Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight

by Dickmuncher96 June 20, 2018