Jacob

Usually a boy that hits puberty at the age of 7 and gets one bitch for his whole life named Samantha. She usually is a red head with a big ass birthmark and Jacob is a asshole

Did you see Jacob with that red haired bitch?

Yes!

by Niggardly June 19, 2017

Jacob

An emo dude that knows nothing about his girlfriend and watches naruto

Why is that guy cutting his wrists by the manga?
Because he is jacob

by Kekleon March 07, 2017

Jacob

A dumbass who always farts, plays fortnite, and rapes his sister

“Damnit! Jacob get your ass in here get off that damn game!” “WAIT MOM I’m RAPING MY SISTER!!!”

by Jdndhdkns79 September 09, 2019

Jacob

A guy that usually gets into fights and wins

Often has anger issues

Loves sports

Smartass

Silent when around people he doesn’t know

Gets over girls but it sometimes takes a few months

Guy 1: Hey where Jacob

Guy 2: probably in a fight

Guy 3: that or being a smartass

by Ice cube doc dre November 09, 2017

Jacob

A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the Art room

OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!

OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!

by Haviland February 15, 2018

jacob

a total jerk . Jacob is the guy to make a girl fall for him and turn against u at the last moment.. he is the one to ask u out and turn to u 2 weeks later and say he is gay just so he can start talking to guys u like.... NEVER GET A JACOB.. UNLESS U WANT CHEATED ON..

Maddie: hey babe its our 4 month avaversery

:Jacob: cant
Maddie: y
Jacob: ugh I'm gay sorry we cant date

by canadian ass January 25, 2018

jacob

a dumb faggot who sits in his room all day eating pringles and playing minecraft. typically found wearing the same fucking hoodie everyday and bragging about his goldfish cock. most women avoid him because they’re afraid his terrifying hair, which looks like an 80 year olds pubic hair, will steal their virginity.

wow, look at jacob.
yeah he’s a FATASS, he’s probably going to die of diabetes when he’s 20.
whatever

by NOT FATASS February 26, 2018