The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.
Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*
by Torib82 April 6, 2016
Get the starbucks mommymug. (your partner/ S/O) She cares for you like a mother but in bed shes very submissive, you can be a sub but she will do as you say and to turn her on you call her mommy.
by kittycornx December 27, 2022
Get the subby mommymug. by CHEESTEAK-EATING eagles fan February 9, 2022
Get the Mommy Ahizermug. Restaurants have daily specials but mother's can always get the "Mommy special", which is the food her kid(s) don't eat.
by niramaya December 8, 2014
Get the mommy specialmug. by [Insert_NameHere] February 7, 2023
Get the electro mommymug. Pitbull owners who think themselves as "mothers" to their dog "child". Often used when referring to bad Pitbull owners whom use their pet to boost their ego, viewing themselves as saviors to what they think is an "unloved" dog breed.
by CirclejerkMaster69 March 3, 2022
Get the pit mommymug. The female version of a Sugar Daddy.
A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?
by Argentenuem April 27, 2019
Get the Maltose Mommymug.