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Special Olympics

A Sporting Event For Kids With Disabilties (Autism, Down Syndrome, Celebral Palsey

, ADHD) Watching The Special Olympics Will Be Like Watching A Circus Performance
Speaking Of Retards How Come Marci Never Joined The Special Olympics

Are You Crazy Watching The Special Olympics Is Like Going To The Circus 50 Years Ago
by AndyBoyz March 12, 2019
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Comman Room Olympics

A selection of sports including long jump record holder Spatz with 12 chairs, high jump ben seaber jumped ali's nipple hight. Hurdles won by ben seaber wooooo
Ben Jumped really high and fell into pool table hurting himself bt he jumped higher than every1
by Ben April 13, 2005
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Olympic Rating Scale

The most twisted and curved rating scale ever, mainly used in the olympic events that happen every four years. Though it uses the basic one to ten rating system, it's extremely harsh and brutal. The breakdown is as follows:

10 - Mediocrity defined
9 - Extremely disappointing and bland
8 - Outright bad
7 - Piss-poor
6 - Absoluetely fucking terrible
5 - Abysmal beyond words
4 - Not even MADDONA would touch this shit.
3 - Hitler would tremble in fear at this Bob Saget sized abomination
2 - Macauly Culkin's character in The Good Son is sweet and innocent in comparison to this... well... thing.
1 - (Insert satanic phrase from the bible here)
Gigli scores a 3 out of 10 from the Olympic Rating Scale
by VGerX2001 August 23, 2004
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olympic skidmarks

1) skidding a car or bike around in circles to make the olympic logo

2) wiping one's buttocks on underwear in the logo of the olympics
I can see that you have olympic skidmarks
by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004
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bmi pain olympics

Maybe one of the funniest videos out there, if you look it up on google then you'll laugh your nuts off...
''Son: I'm bored and i want a good laugh''
''Dad: Watch the BMI Pain Olympics and you'll be satisfied''
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Olympic Fire

Requirements: You must have a fire crotch, a penis, and two legs.

If you meet these requirements, then light the Olympic Fire, and let the games begin!

The fire-crotched male places both legs on the woman's shoulders. He then sets his penis on top of the woman's head. The fire crotch symbolizes the Olympic torch, and the resulting position resembles the stage on which the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners stand.
Regina: "I didn't know the 2008 Summer Olympics were already underway!"

Roberta: "Why yes, haven't you heard? Mike "The Fire Crotch" won all three places and has regained the Olympic Fire!"

Regina: "Hmmm. Well I better catch the next Winter Olympics so I can watch the Women's Arctic Log Competition!"
by Jeremiah Z. April 11, 2007
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Olympicing

The act of watching the Olympics.
Pronounced Olympic-ing
I can't right now, I'm Olympicing.
by grrrlieagogo October 8, 2008
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