bollock mouth

An insult meaning that someone is talking a load of shit.

Shut up bollock mouth

by Waddo November 3, 2007

Bum-Mouthing

The act of putting your finger up someones back c*** (bumhole) and then inserting that finger into that person mouth via fish hook method

(this is rather like the RUSTY FISH HOOK, however this method uses the victims bum aswell as mouth)

It was early in the morning, tom and jack were lying together semi naked. Whilst giggling, jack casually... BUMMOUTHED tom

After the BUM-MOUTHING, tom was visibly shaken and had to lie down

by Joedude20 September 28, 2010

C+ Mouth

A mouth not really suited for oral pleasure.

That kid wanted a higher grade in my class but his mom only has a C+ mouth.

by Liberal Arts Prof June 14, 2011

Mouth Shanked

The effect of biting into a tortilla chip and having the vertex/vertices pierce the lining of the soft tissue/gums in the mouth.

Willy bit into the tortilla chip and it mouth shanked him in the gum.

by BoomDaddy2173 December 30, 2018

Dementor's Mouth

Very dilated anus from fisting and other perverse practices. So called because it can dilate to an irregular shape, like the mouth of a Dementor (fictional humanoid from the Harry Potter books).

Fisting is just gross and will give you a Dementor's Mouth

by Nemia December 11, 2010

Mouth Clit

the small flap of skin connecting the upper gum to the inside of the upper lip in the middle. May only be referred to as a mouth clit if the flap of skin is prominent in a person's smile.

Dude, have you seen the little nub under emily's lip when she smiles?
Yeah dude, that's her mouth clit.

by WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEW May 6, 2011

ratchet mouth

When you wake up in the morning after a long night of hard core drinking and smoking and you get up and don't brush your teeth

As an example, Giggles woke up from a crazy night of drinking and smoking at a friends house (without brushing her teeth when she woke up). When she woke up she tried talking to her friend, first thing that was said was "damn you have some serious ratchet mouth!"

by snakz March 1, 2014