Kirk

To break something with your mighty hands.

The machine is broken because he kirked it!

by Rbsoldior January 30, 2018

Got Kirked

When someone publicly declares X isn’t an issue, and X is the cause of their death. See Irony.

Got Kirked: someone downplays or dismisses the threat of gun violence, but then becomes a victim of it.

Charlie Kirk being shot at a political rally after publicly saying gun violence isn’t an issue in America, 2025.

by ButImNotWrong080706 September 11, 2025

Kirk

A bald black man with a small penis.

“That bald black guy over there is such a Kirk”

“The NFL’s all time leading rusher is a real Kirk”

“Kirk has a small penis”

by Jo’Quan Dinkelburg September 9, 2021

Kirking

To 360 no-scope someone in the neck

Person 1: “Ayo im gonna kirk u twin ✌️🥀”
Person 2: “what the fuck is kirking”

by Coryflory September 11, 2025

Kirke Svigter

Lukas04power

Tror du Lukas kommer? Nej, han er en fucking kirke svigter.

by Hoeghz October 16, 2017

Kirk Penetration

The couple performing this move must be at least one male where he insterts his cock up a partners open wound. Preferably around the neck area.

Last night I hit the kirk penetration on Annie right on her bike crash wound

by MamaPhuker September 30, 2025

Kirk

he is tall

Kirk is tall

by The creater September 17, 2020