Nirvana baby 

Chicks on the gram that try to be provocative but just end up lookin like a nirvana album cover

Dude, the chicks be lookin like nirvana baby’s these days. They love to show that booty.

Nirvana baby by Ucanthankmel8r December 30, 2018

nirvana chillaxage 

Noun. The state of not existing, yet still being concious, like a living thought or idea. The ultimate relaxation. Comes from Nirvana, meaning paradise, and chillax, meaning to relax

The ultimate dream of all slackers is to achieve nirvana chillaxage

nirvana chillaxage by Johnny Walker Black February 2, 2005

Nirvana Fallacy 

The Nirvana Fallacy is the name for an instance when a person does not do something because they fear that it will not turn out like they envision it in their minds.
Sometimes this prevents people from doing anything.
This stems from the philosophy that anything short of perfect is just as good as nothing at all.

John wants to lose weight, and decides to walk 2 blocks to the subway station near his job instead of taking the bus home.
He tells his friend, Mike...

John: I'm going to walk 2 blocks to the subway instead of taking the bus home.
Mike: HAH! Like that'll do anything! You're a freaking whale!
John: *sigh*...I guess you're right.

He then proceeds to take the bus home. That is the Nirvana Fallacy in action.

Nirvana Fallacy by plays_well_with_others July 14, 2009

Nirvana Girls 

A girl that wears over-sized Nirvana graphic tees without listening to a single album or song of Nirvana’s. When questioned about their shirt they usually reply that they either “liked the design” or “love them but can’t remember a single lyric or song title.” Nirvana girls are the beginning of a clueless movement of young millennials and teens that spend hundreds of dollars on artists and films that they’ve never heard or seen and therefore do not understand. The Nirvana Girls movement has all of the trademarks of a consumeristic cult that’s bent on aggravating and instilling violent feelings in true Nirvana fans that have been disciples of their music.

How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Okay, there was something weird about 8 out of 10 girls I saw at Venice Beach, however.

What’s that?

They were all wearing the same Nirvana graphic tee.

Oh, those are Nirvana Girls, it’s a growing movement that’s bent on ridiculing Nirvanas fan-base.

Nirvana Girls by MobyZit January 31, 2021

Nirvana T Shirt 

Def1: Expressing you like a band either by wearing merch or listing them as a favorite band but having little to no knowledge of the band

Def2: to call out someone who is a nirvana t shirt by testing them on their knowledge

Person 1: "Oh, nice Nirvana tshirt, whats your favorite song?"
Person 2: "Smells Like Teen Spirit for sure!"
Person 1: "can you.. name any other songs?"
Person 2: "not off the top of my head"
Person 3: "see? I knew she was just a Nirvana T Shirt a$$ mf"

Nirvana T Shirt by Pseudonym hymn February 11, 2021

nirvana poser 

A Nirvana Poser is somebody who tries to fit in with Nirvana fans and fails terribly at knowing the simplest, well known song Smells Like Teen Spirit. Nirvana is a Grunge band that was super popular around the 80's and came out with 22 albums. The lea singer/guitarist is Kurt Cobain. Not Curt Cobain.

Dude, you're such a Nirvana poser.

nirvana poser by Rologgin May 16, 2018

Nirvana 2.0 

When one believes he/she has forgotten the day of the week and the date. Usually they take up to 3 hours to wake up fully. Usually accociated to those who are directionless, but still content with life. Most likely to resemble "The Dude".

Christian: Dude, what time is it?

John: 3:30pm. did you just wake up?

Christian: yeah... what day is it?

John: are you high or something?

Christian: Naa bro, Nirvana 2.0

Nirvana 2.0 by Saunuku May 10, 2010