West Nigerian Sloppy Joe

A male must shit into a baking pan and it it in the oven at 325 for 25 minutes then , without letting it cool off dump it on his sleeping wife while wearing floaties and sandals only .

How come your wifes mad at you?

Ohh i felt kinky and gave her a West Nigerian Sloppy joe lastnight now she wont speak to me .

by Dr.WTF July 25, 2025

Nigerian Wood whacker

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way

I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025

Nigerian Rocket

When a male takes a laxative before sex and shits himself, launching him deeper as he finishes.

“Mom you have to take me to CVS, my boyfriend Nigerian Rocketed me last night and I need a plan B”

by QuantumAnalPlug September 18, 2025

big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian

It's in the name.

me: yo bro u just became a big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian
jake: wtf
bob: bob

by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025

Nigerian Bass

The act of penetrating ones asshole and puncturing the intestines using an extra wide gap or offset worm hook before suspending the creature in the air, leaving it dangling on the hook and running electricity through it.

DAYUM!!! Eduardo executed that brat by giving it a nigerian bass!

by Lightning mcoon December 2, 2025

Nigerian bluegill

To hang a person by the ass hole with a size 15-8 panfish hook which will eventually rip through the persons ass hole due to the persons weight and the small size of the hook

Holy shit!! That brat hit his head on the floor after the hook in his ass hole ripped his ass apart from Ivan’s nigerian bluegill

by Darkening m’coon December 3, 2025

Nigerian cowboy

To ride a horse as if it were a girl riding you.. on the other sideee… Well you get the point

I walked into the barn and i screamed “HOLY SHIT!!” at the top of my lungs because nicco was giving the horse a nigerian cowboy. Damn, his ass hole must be very tolerant because 13 inches… damn..

by Darkening m’coon December 3, 2025