Nigerian Necromancer

A slang term for a giant penis

I slept with Steve last night and oh my god. He pulled it out and it was huge, he was packing a Nigerian Necromancer !!! I almost fainted !!

by Wan21 September 17, 2021

Nigerian Belly Button Peircing

An act performed by ONLY by level 72+ Nigerian gooners in which a big Nigerian man rubs his penis inside someone's belly button for 3-10 hours before ejaculating so suddenly and quickly that cum shoots through Their belly button that it peirces it. Than the Nigerian man sticks"Hey Bob you wanna go munting tommorow?"-Larry "No I have a Nigerian Belly Button peircing scheduled a ring in it. This is a very prophetable job and will also leave you with many life long friends.

"Hey Bob do you wanna go munting tomorrow?" -Larry "No I cant, I have a Nigerian Belly Button Peircing scheduled.-Bob

by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 22, 2024

Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.

Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.

by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025

West Nigerian Sloppy Joe

A male must shit into a baking pan and it it in the oven at 325 for 25 minutes then , without letting it cool off dump it on his sleeping wife while wearing floaties and sandals only .

How come your wifes mad at you?

Ohh i felt kinky and gave her a West Nigerian Sloppy joe lastnight now she wont speak to me .

by Dr.WTF July 25, 2025

Nigerian Wood whacker

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way

I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025

Nigerian Rocket

When a male takes a laxative before sex and shits himself, launching him deeper as he finishes.

“Mom you have to take me to CVS, my boyfriend Nigerian Rocketed me last night and I need a plan B”

by QuantumAnalPlug September 18, 2025

big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian

It's in the name.

me: yo bro u just became a big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian
jake: wtf
bob: bob

by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025