Negative Boner

When something turns you off so much, that you’re dick physically cringes and you feel no attraction for a short period of time.

*finds picture of grandma naked*
“Dude! I just got a Negative Boner!”

by ThE cReAtOr July 4, 2018

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negativager

A person between the ages of -9 months and 0. They live in tiny fluid-filled houses, but regularly get evicted for delinquent rental payments. Some womblords give only 30-days notice, but a few states require up to 9 months.

Negativagers are people you ageist!

by assymptote April 8, 2022

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Conglomerate Negative 1

The theory that ugly girls flock together as a group, which in turn decreases the overall hotness of said group, bringing the group as a whole down to a -1 on the Binary Scale

The Binary Scale is between 0 and 1, 0 meaning you would have sex, 1 being you wouldn't.

So a Conglomerate Negative 1 is off the charts of ugly.

"Damn dude, that Conglomerate Negative 1 that just walked in really killed the party. Like, they are all ugly as shit."

by Eraw March 9, 2010

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negative nelly

The thing idiots say when they mean to call someone a negative nancy.

Cait-"You're such a negative nelly" Everyone Else-"Cait you moron, it's negative nancy"

by death_or_glory December 3, 2011

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Negative Penis

when someones penis is so small that it comes out their asshole. Commonly used as an insult.

Bob: Hey markm, your penis is so small, you've got a negative penis going on!
Mark: Shut the hell up Bob

by Zakk May 17, 2003

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Negative Skunk

To perform a Negative Skunk follow these simple instructions.

1. Have a white girl strip naked and lay on her front.

2. Shit on her shoulders and slide down her back leaving a stinky stripe from shoulders to ass.

"This bitch cheated on me so I decided to give her a Negative Skunk and throw the bitch out!"

by Paulo Le Donk August 17, 2006

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