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national beat your boyfriend ass day 

Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !
Girl : who is that ?

Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass

* gf attacks bf *

National throw a thick ass day

Throw a human being with a thick ass on the 25th of October every year
I'm going to throw a girl with a thick ass, Coz it's national throw a thick ass day

National Grab-some-more Ass Day 

A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.
Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day

National Girl slaps Boys Ass day 

All girls need to slap the boys ass and call em thick!

National girls slap boys ass day is from April 19-22
National girl slaps boys ass day All girls slap boys booty for revenge
Example: omg did you just see Jessica slapped Tony’s butt.

National slap your girls ass day 

When you slap your girls booty every Friday
National slap your girls ass day-Today’s national slap your girls ass today so I’m going to slap your ass

National eat Jaylen’s ass day 

National eat Jaylen’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Jaylen and eat there ass. PERIODT POOH.
Person 1: eats a random Jaylen’s ass
Jaylen: why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.
Person: well it’s national eat Jaylen’s ass day silly