Nardong

Statically charged homosexual fish of the large variety. They take pleasure in taking advantage of the smaller fish by statically shocking them into sexual submission.

Billy: OH MAH GAWD! What is Jerry the sturgeon doing that goldfish!?

Johnny: It's natural... he's a nardong

by ColonelPineapple March 25, 2010

Nardy

Nardy means awesome, better than gnarly, it's one up from that. Nardy is better than that.

You know that girl Holly? She's so nardy.

by Drapqueen August 6, 2015

The 'Nard

Slang for Barnard College, a women's college that is affiliated with Columbia University.

Will you be studying in Columbia's library tonight?

No, I think I will head over to the 'Nard instead. They have an extensive archive in the area in which I'm interested.

by golionsgo October 22, 2014

nardvark

A mating call between people who have been awake for days upon days used to signify it is time for the sucketh of dick.

Male "Naaaaardvarrk!"... Female "Nardvark."

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

nard

When a guy gets a little hard but not really.

hey my boyfriehd just got a Nard on, but it lasted only a few seconds

by Emilbightybobian December 28, 2005

nardawg

its just nardawg, nothing compares. when it happens, you'll know... nardwag.

jeremy is just nardawg.

by Nicholas woodward September 30, 2006

nard

short for nardeen. a sexy sexy girl with a ROCKIN body, a sweet ass and a gorgeous face

If nard gave me a chance I'd rock her world (not to mention the bed)

by admirer September 1, 2004