Jojo - Mummy

A lovely mum and a gorgeous lady . Intelligent and strong , she is amazing ! I love her lots . If you know her you should be extremely proud . Everyone needs a mother and jojo like her . Real stunner , Beautiful spirit . Successful lady she's fantastic and loved , Believe magic . Amazing at everything XxXxXxX

You mean everything to me !

Jojo - Mummy

is a lovely inspiring lady who makes the world a better place
She's very inspiring , lovely personality , beautiful

by JoJo's JJ January 12, 2019

Mummy Dust

a cloud of skin, feces, dirt and scalp dandruff, that can be found on the unwashed clothes and bodies of homeless and or drug addicts. Similar to the dust found in a mummies crypt.

Bruh, I gave this homeless guy a ride home when he pop'd out of the car he left me in a could of his mummy dust.

by Brogantac January 10, 2018

Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.

I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry

by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017

jahvi teri mummy

Jahvi teri mummy is a person with a humongous cock who likes to fuck your mom

hey look at jahvi teri mummy, their cock is so big!

by rodrick heffleys cum sock November 21, 2021

BeJroooomun Being mummy

A mummy fied BeJrooOOMUN BEING as in womun or mun. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙.

I invented and made and created BeJrooOOMUN BEING mummy's. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙..

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 08, 2021

ur mummy a fuckin gummy

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.

Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*

by Daboder2 December 30, 2018

mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 08, 2021