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Ocular Mullet

Also known as a "lazy" or "wandering" eye, the ocular mullet is when one eye is always focused on business while the other is busy looking for the party
Did you see her ocular mullet? She was totally scoping out that hot guy with her party eye while I was talking to the business eye!
by kneesocksfetishrox June 4, 2015
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Mullet Yard

Noun: A yard that is mowed in the front but not in the back.
Dude, you have a mullet yard!

I know, I haven't had time to mow the back and it is only the front that counts. As long as it is short in the front, it can be long in the back and it's all cool.
by Mullenkee July 26, 2013
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Snow Mullet

(Noun) A car with only front and side windows cleared off snow, leaving the roof & rear window looking like a Snow Mullet.
I was already running late for work, so I just gave my car a snow mullet haircut.
by Polymo January 31, 2016
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Corona Mullet

Wearing professional attire up top, where video conferences can see, but totally pjs and slippers below what the camera can see. Business up top, comfy down below.
I'm LOVIN' this work from home thing. I've been rocking the Corona Mullet for weeks.
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Techno mullet

A term widely used in the underground rave scene which refers to a hairstyle, mainly worn by men, in which the hair is short in back and in long dreadlocks only at the back. Commonly found at euro-teknivals and big dirty illegal parties, hence the name. Can also refer to most styles featuring combinations of short/shaved bits and dreads.
Dave: What's with this hair at the back of your head mate?
Steve: I'm growing it into dreads. Going for the techno mullet. It's all the rage these days.
Steve: Fuckin' hippy...
by Retxab January 3, 2015
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ear mullet

Bluetooth headset. Much like the hairstyle it is named after, it was once considered fashionable, but is now only sported by dorks.
Check out that guy talking on his ear mullet.
by crooooooow April 18, 2010
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leg mullet

When you shaved your legs for a while and when you do, you miss a whole line down the back of your leg.
Man, did you see Justine’s leg mullet? She must be one hairy SOB.
by Naughty Naomi July 10, 2020
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