Business Mullet

A wardrobe choice in the business world where one is all business formal above the table and casual underneath the table.

Extreme business mullet is when one elects to wear no clothes underneath the table. Usually only occurs at investment banking firms / wolf of wallstreet environments.
With everybody working from home during the plague, I've decided to go with a business mullet for today's video conference.
by Drewsh2156 March 16, 2020
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Corona Mullet

Wearing professional attire up top, where video conferences can see, but totally pjs and slippers below what the camera can see. Business up top, comfy down below.
I'm LOVIN' this work from home thing. I've been rocking the Corona Mullet for weeks.
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ear mullet

Bluetooth headset. Much like the hairstyle it is named after, it was once considered fashionable, but is now only sported by dorks.
Check out that guy talking on his ear mullet.
by crooooooow April 19, 2010
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Mullet Meeting

'Mullet Meeting':a meeting that starts with business and ends with fun. Business in the front and party in the back. Usually a short amount of work with the knowledge that something fun is happening afterwards.
Hey, I'm going to send out a memo for a mullet meeting this afternoon. We have to finish up the Flanagan case and then let's all go to the beach!
by J_E_McCarthy August 23, 2011
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Ocular Mullet

Also known as a "lazy" or "wandering" eye, the ocular mullet is when one eye is always focused on business while the other is busy looking for the party
Did you see her ocular mullet? She was totally scoping out that hot guy with her party eye while I was talking to the business eye!
by kneesocksfetishrox June 03, 2015
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Midgey Mullet

Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf.
Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets.
by Rob L. July 25, 2004
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Snow Mullet

(Noun) A car with only front and side windows cleared off snow, leaving the roof & rear window looking like a Snow Mullet.
I was already running late for work, so I just gave my car a snow mullet haircut.
by Polymo November 23, 2015
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