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mong

another word for spastic or retard some other ways of saying this would be
mongathon monghead ect...
aaron: tom what you doing later?
tom: i dont know yet gunna go watch barbie
aaron: shut up tom you mong
by Waggers January 10, 2009
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mongo-Llyod

A somewhat strange or abnormal creature who shows little or no respect for others. Intentional or not their purpose the enviroment is completely unknown. Distinguished by they lack a common sense, inability to perform simple tasks. Without leadership these creatures have no meaning
That mongo-Llyod couldn't to that simple job by himself
by PeterX March 16, 2009
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Mooga

A term used to describe someone or something that is very cute, admirable, or adorable.
Aww look at that baby, It's such a mooga!
by zozo4realz December 28, 2017
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Mong Face

When someone is being morose because they haven't got their own way they often pull a face and lip like a sulky Downs Syndrome
"Why can't I have it"?

"because you can't, and you can take that Mong Face off as well"!
by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009
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management minga

A slightly lower form of life than the common cretin. A management minga will typically enrol in generalist 'management' courses that don't teach any specific skills. Akin to learning how to breathe, the study of 'management' is practically useless. This has been demonstrated through the inability of these mingas to gain employment after graduation. I mean what are they going to manage? Are they going to be employed as as 'managers'? Most are also very unfortunate looking, hence the minga label.
"Hey what are you going to study?"

"I want to be a management minga. I cant wait till after uni- I won't have any specific skills and some HUGE company will hire me as a manager"

"Hmmm, I take it you couldn't get into anything else...."

"Umm, yeah"
by Ben Jammin in yo momma crib October 5, 2006
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Mong people

Mong is a group of people who origined from Northern China along on the Yellow River, which today is called Shangdong, according to Chinese-Mong scholars and historians were written down. But today, Mong can be find in China, Taiwan, Laos, Vietnam, Thailand, Burma, USA, Canada, Austrialia, Argentina, France, French Guiyana, New Zealand, eles where around the world today. The Mong were one branch of the Chinese because they were Chinese origined before many wars separeted them. For this reason we have an evidence to proof that the Mong were Chinese.
by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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Mongi

A lame ass punk bitch ass pussy mother fucken faggota thats weak in the chin baby back ass bitch nigger cock riding cock sucking cum guzzling ass piece of shit thats not worth the nigger foreskin his mom rapped his bitch ass in
Dont be a mongi ass nigga
by Ricklamb August 21, 2020
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