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Oakland Mist

when you go to a sauna and you have your partner lie down on their stomach, you then walk on top of them and squat over their asshole, then squat crawl while shitting, making a shit streak from their ass to there head
Rerald Barhammer gave Jessica Dickinson a mean Oakland Mist this morning after a mean workout, leaving a green shit streak on her back, whilst onlookers watched in horror.
by Gingi Dumguy December 11, 2021
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Booty mist

The mist of water that is thrown onto your windshield from a passing truck or semi when driving in the rain on the highway.
"That car just blinded me with their damn booty mist."
by NoH8IN May 5, 2021
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cunt mist

Damn ho, you got cunt mist on my Johnson!
by leeroy aceman July 15, 2017
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Mist Punch

The act of punching something with such force that it dissipates into a mist. Considered to be meta.
"Rowack mist punches the bat into a mist."
by Tipsy T Turtle April 29, 2019
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shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.
I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!
by The Talleywaker April 6, 2016
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Fake Misted

When a guy intentionally has a 'dry' orgasm inside of a girl without her knowledge.
"Dude I totally fake misted Amber the other night and she didn't have a clue!"
by Bdizzledog February 29, 2024
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fairy mist

The stench of sex after banging a girl. Mostly the smell of vaginal fluids
The fairy mist kept me on 20 minutes after
by Poggeymanzfight March 10, 2017
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