The Devil's Mist

When the male penis omits a multi-directional stream of urine, often at an inopportune time. The Devil's Mist is likely to drench everything, completely missing the entire bowl of the toilet.

"I was so exhausted I enjoyed a Cowboy Breakfast and passed out; when I woke up, I went to "drain the eel", and pissed all over the bathroom - the Devil's Mist strikes again!"

"We clapped cheeks all night and passed out - i snuck into the bathroom and the "devil's mist" got the best of me - her bathroom was soaked."

"She asked for a Golden Shower but it was the Devil's Mist that she got - i hit everywhere but her face!"

by Edgar Christianson May 19, 2023

Full mist, no high beams.

When something appears extremely suspicious and dangerous.

Homie: I'm trying to smash that chick.
Me: Pretty sure she has a dick dude. Full mist, no high beams.

by HugeLittleCock November 15, 2018

arbor mist lady

A lady who drinks wine from a red solo cup

Anna didn’t have wine with her fancy birthday dinner because she’s an Arbor Mist lady.

by Shaele52 June 13, 2019

Swiss Mist

The mist and odor your crotch develops after a long day's work.

I've got quite the swiss mist brewing today.

by DictionarySage May 1, 2021

poose mist

a wet or juicy queef

man i just made my girl poose mist!

by milfs.and.cookies January 7, 2023

scots mist

Invisible. A Scottish fog, mainly so thick you cannot see anything other than the fog

Friend: “I have no friends”
You: “what am I?? Scots mist?”

by Sam_kkerr18 January 17, 2021

alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.

Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!

by periax34 June 5, 2016