Minaj

Minaj is not a thing, it is a state of mind.

She is feeling minaj when she minajs her minaj

by Geranio June 9, 2019

Mina

1. Name of a boy, most common in Egypt

Mina, come here.

by thelivinglegend November 27, 2013

Mensa

Mensa is a totally unbiased organization that has only one prerequisite for entry, an IQ at or above the 98th percentile.

Often knocked by those who have no hope of ever being accepted like Ravenwolf B, it has many SIGs (special interest groups) that offer a change of pace from the normal beer-swilling, bleep-injected conversation found in most sports bars or water cooler banter discussing the previous night's Simpson's episode, the latest video game or wardrobe malfunction on some TV show.

I don't know that the world would be any better off if everyone had a Mensa-like IQ, I just suspect it couldn't be any worse.

Definitions sometimes attributed to the Mensa Dictionary.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Bozone (n): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who just doesn’t get it

Ostiopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Reintarnation: Coming back in the next life as a hillbilly

by TripNines March 15, 2011

Nicki Minaj

The best female rapper ever. Often called the femal version of Lil Wayne.

Nicki Minaj is the baddest bitch.

by soufwestchola March 10, 2010

Minaj

A group of cats vomiting into a trough out the top window of a brick shithouse.

Hey Emelda, could you please hide the cranberry-salmon fruitcake? We don't need a minaj like we had last night.

by womp bam pee December 5, 2012

Mensa Corner

Mensa corner is a titled area of the workplace containing very bright employees partial to unprovoked outbursts of song, jokes, and good natured ribbing of co-workers. Often times the workers may appear to be not the sharpest knives in the drawer, but do not be deceived - they will prove to be worthy adversaries in any type of contest that doesn't require physical feats of strength, or large numbers.

Sarah: wow, this is a soft ball
Alice: I wish I had balls this soft bouncing off my forehead!
Frank: HELLO!
Jack: Welcome to the Mensa corner.
Kaze: Matt just logged in

by Shoeshine March 27, 2008

mina

A rebellious creature which appeared out of nowhere. Although scientists have invested millions of dollars into funding and research, little is known about its true origin. The Mina Rocker enjoys dull moments as it is a chance to create a rebellious atmosphere by attacking, causing harm or simply destroying the people around it. The Mina Rocker enjoys feasting on people's fears and is rumored to have never gone to sleep. Furthermore, this creature never goes into hibernation, leading to 365 days of rebellions all year round with no mercy for the suffering victims. There have been a few sightings of the Mina Rocker, where 90% of them were in the small city of Hamilton in Canada Ontario. The Mina Rocker is often seen wearing a housecoat on it's back and a sort of ancient club in its right hand (archaeologist believe this is used for killing). This creature has been hunted for hundreds of years by the United States army, however the few surviving victims have been in shock for years after witnessing the Mina Rocker's fatal blow. Further research continues throughout the world as more and more attacks of rebellion are taking place. One can only hope the Mina Rocker does not find a way to multiply because that would simply mean the end of the world as we know it...

A group of innocent scout girls: Hey look there's a poor creature in the forest, let's go help it!

Mina Rocker: hoh hoh hoh...

Scout girls: NOOOOOOO, it's the Mina Rocker!

Mina Rocker: HOH HOH HOH!

The scout girls are found later that day without a head but somehow still alive due to an unspeakable form of rebellion.

by CrackMonkey(tragic victim) October 10, 2009