Millions of Milkshakes

Millions of Milkshakes is the latest celebrity bandwagon. It's an outlet at 8910 Santa Monica Boulevard (West Hollywood) that allows you to customise your own overpriced milkshake. But, even though you'll never have Barack Obama's power or Britney Spears' fame you can have a small piece of their world by purchasing a "Celebrity Shake" that they've specified. Basically, Millions of Milkshakes has thought this up to get people through the door. Millions of Milkshakes gets press. The celebrities get press. Win, win!

Wendy: "Hey, do you want to go to Millions of Milkshakes?"
Lucy: "Maybe another time, I don't feel like milkshake right now!"
Wendy: "Are you sure? Miley Cyrus went there once!"
Lucy: "Well, why didn't you say so? Of course I'll go to Millions of Milkshakes!"

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by ShudaGone2Specsavers May 23, 2009

mud milkshake

Another term for felch or felching

After a giving her a good seeing to I decided it was the perfect time for a mud milkshake.

by Chris3569uk October 28, 2007

strawberry milkshake

the act of cumming in a girls face and hitting her in the nose

she yelled someone elses name so i gave her a strawberry milkshake in her sleep!

by mike e boy September 06, 2005

Strawberry Milkshake

When a man is having sex with a woman on her period and he pulls out and ejaculates in her mouth, and she swallows the half blood half semen like substance.

Although your on your period, I'm going to cum in your mouth. Therefore, giving you a strawberry milkshake.

by Claytonicus Maximus July 04, 2013

Toilet milkshake

When your poo is the consistency of a creamy, dairy-based, semi-frozen dessert beverage.

Dude, I think I’m sick. I’ve made like four toilet milkshakes today.

by Stompy5 December 07, 2018

Quivering Milkshake

The act of "titty-fucking" a lactading woman.

She said "Screw the baby", and she let me give her a quivering milkshake.

by Drewwwwwww February 03, 2010

Feces Milkshake

Self-explanatory. Combination of dung (usually human) with milk and blended together until homogenous. Can be served cooled or warm or alternatively be sent through the mail to an unsuspecting person for a quick goof.

Ever since I moved to the next town over my relationship with Jeremiah has been stagnating with no improvements in sight. I decided to try to reinvigorate our friendship for good old times sake and I sent him a feces milkshake.

by Spic Dickuloid December 08, 2020