mexican shits 

The shits you get after eating a large amount of Mexican food. You can often feel the spicyness as it exits your ass.

"Chinga man, I ate 4 tacos and some salsa last night and now I got the Mexican shits! My asshole is on fire!!!!"

mexican shits by Pepeman November 11, 2006

Mexican Starfish 

Verb: The act of coating an object in Tabasco Sauce, then inserting it into a willing (or sleeping) participants asshole, causing it to burn

Don't pass out during Hell Week you may wake up to a Mexican Starfish.

Mexican Starfish by Azereus September 7, 2013

Mexican chocolate bar

The act of taking a shit and while peeing a shit comes out

I had the best Mexican chocolate bar ever

Mexican chocolate bar by jisseppe August 15, 2014

Mexican Freddy 

The act of tickling your nutsack as you fart.

Yo, I just gave myself a Mexican Freddy!

Mexican Freddy by llemssgin420 November 2, 2011

Mexican Crock Pot 

Also known as the front-butt of a large Hispanic woman. Typically smells of old burritos and chupacabra feces

Holy crap, did you see that Mexican crock pot on that chick!

Mexican Crock Pot by virgDics-on April 29, 2015

Mexican Sausage 

A female lays down on a bed or flat surface face up. The male fists a taco (or any other Mexican food) into the females vaginal cavity, the male cums into the females vagina and mixes it with his Sausage (penis). After this step the male scopes up the taco with his sausage (penis) and spoon feeds the female.

Both sides of the sexual experience will receive a high levels of satisfaction. (Can use Anus for homosexuals)

"Wow john that was a great Mexican sausage, your an amazing cook," *winks*

Mexican Sausage by Mexican gardener November 20, 2015

mexican handwarmer 

When you piss in a can or bottle to make a hand warmer.

I was so cold and had to piss so bad so I made a Mexican handwarmer.

mexican handwarmer by JM0N January 26, 2017