I told my girl she was a 'hot mess' after she referred to the older gray-haired woman on the dancefloor as "Old-Pu$$y."
by MartiniGirl June 02, 2005
We are in a hot mess in Iraq.
by bearian February 12, 2007
lets' make a mess!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
A flaming tool that enjoys iPhones, dudes, Casper, putting from the rough, smokin' pole, and lightin doobies.
Ryan Smith is a hot mess.
by Wilbur Twotools February 24, 2008
Referring to any sexual activity in which the actions are getting to be of a perverse nature. Can be used spefically to describe male ejaculate or releasing of bodily fluids.
That girl was such a skeeze, I had to bust a hot mess all over her face.
I left a hot mess on her chest and then rolled around in it (Cleveland Steamer).
I left a hot mess on her chest and then rolled around in it (Cleveland Steamer).
by Squad September 06, 2005
by Pink Narcissucs December 16, 2009
a person who is, a) inbred b)missing some sort of body part or c) ruins all family photos. this person can be found rooting around in any dumpster or landfill.the only job a fuckup like this can get is either a sideshow freak or sweeping up in the local Mcdonalds parking lot.
I cant beleive that genetic mess upstairs had the balls to cuss out my wife, i wonder if he sucks his mommas cock with that toothless mouth.
My brother is such a genetic mess we had to cut him out of the family photos so the dog would stop licking its ass.
My brother is such a genetic mess we had to cut him out of the family photos so the dog would stop licking its ass.
by lil connor the anchor February 21, 2006