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mermaid milk

when your special friend gives u the mermaid milk.

white liquid deprived from a hector injector
oh baby let me have your mermaid milk ;)
by BaTsEyHB February 19, 2018
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Mermaid

/ˈmə meɪd/ (noun), mermaiding (intransitive verb)
To repudiate any connection or identification with another (the subject of the mermaiding). Can be expressed non-verbally, through presenting the subject with a GIF depicting King Triton from the Little Mermaid holding a three-pronged weapon, with which he casts a rainbow in bidding farewell.

Mermaiding entails no future contact in any form with the subject. Ideally, you should undergo electro-convulsive therapy or a surgical (or pharmaceutical) lobotomy to erase their existence from your life.

This is a last resort end to all future contact and should not be taken lightly.

In the words of King Triton, 'mermaiding' someone allows you "one less human to worry about" .
by PsychoG1rl March 19, 2018
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Mermaid

Trucker slang for a DOT enforcement agent specializing in commercial vehicle enforcement. So named because they are cunts with scales that try to ruin your day
Careful man there’s a mermaid on the off ramp
by A4490 September 15, 2021
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Dick Mermaid

A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.
Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.
by jederic January 17, 2018
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Making mermaids

When you jerk off and bust your load into the toilet and flush it.
They call me Poseidon because I'd be making mermaids, I'm king of Atlantis!
by Daddy Genki January 19, 2021
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Mermaid Man’s Suspense

When someone teases to say a revealing secret and decides to play it our/milk it for a very long time, just to be the most disappointing think ever in the history of man kind.
Mermaid Man’s Suspense:
Omar: I like these two girls, wanna know who they are?
Gungalar Boy: Yes dude, who are they...tell us.

Omar: I don’t know, just these girls.
Gungalar The Third: WHOOO
Omar: I don’t know some chicks
.....3 & half hours later
Omar: Okay fine, I actually don’t like anyone, no one really interest me right now.
Gungalar The Great: *Pulls trigger*
by anonymous April 6, 2019
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Mermaid greeting

When you receive oral sex from someone underwater and don’t know who it is.
I was at a night time pool party and got a Mermaid greeting.
by XdxcOkboomer November 24, 2023
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