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blood engorged mayonnaise canon

Man that guys is a real blood engorged mayonnaise canon
by The definitionaster July 3, 2017
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The act of supplying McDonald's with the white sauce from your armpits. Classic symptoms are excessively wearing white T-shirts and people avoiding you when you lift your armpits. Also Mayonnaise Perspiring Syndrome or MPD/MPS.
Dude 1: That guy in front of us has Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease !

Dude 2: How do you know?

Dude 1: He's wearing a white T-shirt everyday.
by PikachuKnowsSurf January 1, 2010
mugGet the Mayonnaise Perspiring Diseasemug.

the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders

a nice piece of ass you cant stop cumming with night after night
yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders
by Fat Choke May 22, 2003
mugGet the the mayonnaise on two quarter poundersmug.

Mayonnaise

girl: mmm your mayonnaise is so good

boy: woah woah woah woah
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 4, 2023
mugGet the Mayonnaisemug.

jonathan mayonnaise

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*
by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023
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Mayonnaise Buster

A man who conceives large amounts of semen into a beautiful woman
Man: Oh I'm About To Become a Mayonnaise Buster!
Woman: Do it Fast Daddy!
by DaddyJack February 19, 2017
mugGet the Mayonnaise Bustermug.

mayonnaise wrestling

It's where you take your clothes off, take a few big jars of mayonnaise pour them on your partner's body's. After you rub it really good on their skin EVERYWHERE. Then you wrestle for the time of your life, make sure your tired first, one that has the most mayonnaise left on their body wins.
How bout we try the new mayonnaise wrestling game next week, wonder if it tastes good.. hmm?
by Giraffes game March 5, 2017
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