by The definitionaster July 04, 2017
The act of supplying McDonald's with the white sauce from your armpits. Classic symptoms are excessively wearing white T-shirts and people avoiding you when you lift your armpits. Also Mayonnaise Perspiring Syndrome or MPD/MPS.
Dude 1: That guy in front of us has Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease !
Dude 2: How do you know?
Dude 1: He's wearing a white T-shirt everyday.
Dude 2: How do you know?
Dude 1: He's wearing a white T-shirt everyday.
by PikachuKnowsSurf December 31, 2009
yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders
by Fat Choke May 22, 2003
by roamingsloth May 08, 2016
An act in which a person with a male appendage grabs the base of their penis and swings the tip in a violent, circular motion, while ejaculating.
Girl: So what did you have in mind for tonight?
Man: I was thinking maybe we could head upstairs and I’ll show you the ol’ Mayonnaise Helicopter
Girl: I’ll get the towels.
Man: I was thinking maybe we could head upstairs and I’ll show you the ol’ Mayonnaise Helicopter
Girl: I’ll get the towels.
by MayoCopter January 04, 2025
This phrase is simply a redneck's way of telling you your car is very nice. I'm not really sure how to spell mayonnaise when used in this application. Any helpers out there?
by lindafarkle February 22, 2014
When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.
by Bigboiwitdastick February 15, 2018