chimpus maximus

hairy primate eats bananas mating call of the c.m 'hoooo- yeahhhh'

'hooo- yeahhh im fcuked!'

by mary joanna May 22, 2003

Maximus Novak

American folklore. A supposed spirit that haunts U.S. naval shipyards and vessels. Maximus was brutally murdered by his parents at a young age and cannibalized. There have been reported sightings of Maximus Novak at various naval bases throughout the country, usually occurring during springtime months, specifically April. Maximus Novak is a prominent figure in naval folklore, usually cited as the reason for misfortune during a patrol at sea.

Maximus Novak

by Lil' Homo April 15, 2009

maximus price

Tall, blonde, bitches, and somehow has a girlfriend and is a great friend

He was a total Maximus Price

by mysteriousmexican8549 August 30, 2016

Maximus Braticus

A high energy puppy that destroys shoes, torments cats, talks back when you scold him and never quits begging you to play with him. He gets away with everything because he is so freakin' cute.

Maximus Braticus , you shredded toilet paper all over the hole and dug a hole in the basement carpet! Aww, look at that cute bratty face, who wants a cookie!

by eeyipes June 19, 2016

Marius

Its a Beauty who Has eyes like Fire. You dont want to Look away because he is The Most awesome Person I have ever Seen

How Can this gut Look Great like this?
Well he's called Marius
Oh nie i unterstand

by Ahopeman January 2, 2017

Marius Elavo

Marius Elavo is a common name for Lælings secret, best friend and life companion. Marius Elavo have an extremely large gap between the eyes and his face feels like soft rubber. In addition to "Pleeeed", "Marius Elavo" is also used as a common term to describe Lælings eksteme way of talking and bend his own wording.

Læling: "Marius Elavooooo"

by PranPo April 15, 2017

Marius

the person who can hit the dankest joint of all time without getting high. it is common for a Marius to be friends with a Samuel.

Now thats a Marius.

by dinolover123 October 25, 2017