Mattress mermaid

1) A person (typically a female) that is content with laying with anyone on any bed with the intention of engaging in sexual acts; they are so content with doing the sex on any bed, because it's like their natural habitat.

That girl is a mattress mermaid, because she don't care whose bed she climbs into to get plowed.

by One1Upp July 17, 2024

Flipping The Mattress

A slang for having intense sexual intercourse to a point where there are wet spots on the mattress and you need to flip it.

E.g.

Mab: Where were you last night?
Funky: Oh we ended up flipping the mattress.
____________

Nassim: Hey girl, what's wrong?
Faeze: It's been so long that i got my mattress flipped 😫😩

by FunkSpunk December 7, 2023

Mattress humper

Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.

"im not talking to some fucking mattress humper"

by H0nyoka December 8, 2024

Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

Discord Mattress

A discord mattress is when a female of a discord server engages in sexual intercourse with more than one member of the discord in real life.

Ashley had sex with 4 guys from our discord server, Total discord mattress.

by TheWhittyOne September 7, 2023

Snow Mattress

When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.

I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.

by Mysterio 015 January 3, 2023

Mattress food

A sexually attractive woman

She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.

by Daproduca May 20, 2022