mat chan

A person with a face that looks like a big fat chode.

One does not simply unsee a mat chan.

by Mat Chan July 27, 2017

Mats

Mats is the best name ever!

He has the best name ever, Mats!

by Hauceygcybeycqb October 11, 2018

Matse

The act of being cucked.

Guy 1: Bro I cant believe I got Matse'd by that absolute fucking chad last night
Guy 2: Get the strap dude!

by NeppoMonster November 9, 2018

Dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

Mat Thai

A malay gangster who speaks thai and tends to go for regular muaythai sessions in between lunch breaks during work

You go bkk again? Mat Thai sia.
Mat Thai: Ah bang today relac ar corner already want going muaythai

by AhBangGas August 16, 2018

Wookie Mat

A particularly large and thick patch of female pubic hair.

Damn, thats one mean wookie mat she had

by Struth! January 31, 2019

Matted

To fuck something up despite best intentions

Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.

by Also your mum January 31, 2019