Taking a shit right after you shower. It leaves you feeling unclean and like you have to restart the whole day.
Oh, man - that double bean and jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.
by BizzerSkiller November 16, 2018
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When someone performs a reflexive feat that seems to defy physics.
Guy 1 throws a lighter point blank range at Guy 2, who catches it without even thinking.

Guy 1: "Damn, Guy 2, that was some Matrix shit"!

Or....

Guy drops his bottle of Gatorade but kicks it back up to his hands before it hits the ground. That's some Matrix shit.
by Hank McDizzleson May 15, 2010
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Essentially, a term referring to a retard. derived from the movie "The Matrix." also referring to degenerates.
Man, that glitch in the matrix plays with his own shit like it's Play-Doh.
by zach greg May 8, 2006
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A story in which mediums such as video games, and animated series, comic books, and novels are required to create a full cohesive story of a movie or TV series
Franchises that follow Matrix Multimedia Syndrome are:

Chronicles of Riddick

The Matrix

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Alias

X-Files

by LK47 April 3, 2006
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Digital Matrix Forums

function - noun

1: DMF: An online forum based on the anime and manga series Digimon, created by Vitros in 1999. It's existance spanned until 2004 when it was shut down after many closings and "re-openings." The Digital Matrix Forum was place of vibrant community and lively debate and conversation until its latter days. DMF, as it was so often called, lived out its final days as small low-traffic forum home to but a few loyal members. Its place, along with that of Vitros's, is still one held in a fairly high regard among Digimon fans to this day.
by It doesn't really matter... March 26, 2005
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An excellent gun and an excellent price. The pm8 was the gun that Mikko Huttnunen used to win world cup with the paintball team ironmen.
dude im gonna get a proto matrix 8 for my birthday!
by Marcus Gil May 20, 2008
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