mass vax

The event that takes place when multiple fuck sticks are attempting to be vaccinated

I was waiting in line at the mass vax to get my shot

by Mainiyak May 4, 2021

Mass Brain

A viral condition common in people who attend mass and then proceed to do their grocery shopping. Symptoms include a lack of environmental awareness, ignorance, inability to listen, dilly-dallying and camping shopping aisles in an attempt to figure out if they want to buy a product or not. This condition is especially common in senior shoppers who have attended mass and have now decided to slow down retail staff due to their lack of perception. “Mass Heads” can usually be identified by their woollen clothing, thick prescription glasses, slow pace and downright brain dead questions.

Old man : How’ya Mary? Any craic this morning?

Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.

Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!

by angryretailworker November 24, 2019

East Mass

East Massachusetts is the most relevant in all Massachusetts it has the ghettos , the wangstas and the Puerto Rican’s and Dominicans. East Massachusetts is similar to New York and has the same slang. All of the rest of Massachusetts is irrelevant and nobody their is noticeable.

I really with I lived in East Mass it’s so cool

by H00DN1GHA1000 June 7, 2020

mass leakage

to leak from ones nipple, like a certain fat man who lives at McDonald's

After not being picked to help the teacher in class, the boy said to the fat kid who got picked,"Dude, you got fucking mass leakage..."

by Krinkle Cut K. December 24, 2008

Too-Mass

You got it!; Exceptional; Above & Beyond; Huge; infinitely large; Chuck Norris

"Yo, do you see the rack on that bird?"
"Ooohhhh! Too-Mass!"

"Look at the set of rims on that whip!"
"Too-Mass!"

Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick; Too-Mass!

by RazerT December 12, 2010

Mass email

Code name for an extra spicy silent fart that is let loose on unsuspecting cubicle dwellers by an unrealized agent walking down the office main row.

See also crop duster

Cathy, it smells rancid! Who did that

Erik, Mike just sent out a mass email and dipped out the side door.

by Smart Rocks December 29, 2021

mass comf

Used to refer to something that is extremely comfortable, or pleasurable.

This new lazy boy chair is mass comf, for sure.

by brightandblonde September 25, 2011