Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

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Mopar Martians

Noun: a slur targeted at people that like Dodge; a more unique slur for black individuals other than the N-word, similar to but not limited to Jiggaboo, Moon Cricket, and Porch Pirate.

Damn Mopar Martians are causing a ruckus with the takeovers down town.

by SnowBunnyAfterHours November 26, 2025

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Javier Flobeirto Marcial

a small mexican which takes 45 min jerk sessions and puts off hanging with his only 2 white friends

Connor : get yo lil ass out here javier flobeirto marcial!
javier : hold on i need taco taco taco
cody : can i nut on your pillow?

by rat_pee March 12, 2020

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Your Favorite Martian, or Martian Multiverse is one of the best bands to ever exist, creating it’s first son/g in 2011 and unfortunately retiring in 2012 but now, as of 2022, they’re back! The four main characters, Puff Puff, DeeJay, Axel and Benatar make up the band and bring us joy

Your Favorite Martian is the best

by Futon_Stalker June 24, 2022

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