Hym "We can't all just throw ourselves at a every fat cock we meet and never work out a day in our lives. Go watch Bill Burr's 'women have no game' clip from his podcast and then say that shit again. I'd be married too if all I had to do was sit around and wait for the opposite sex to interact with me."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2023
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by Kaybeejohari January 6, 2017
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So who would you out of Fatty Goggles, Esther and That Clown footed girl?
Oh dude, that's just wrong!
So who would you out of Fatty Goggles, Esther and That Clown footed girl?
Oh dude, that's just wrong!
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3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.
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