Marissa

A Raven haired girl who has a habit of being petty, even if it’s over something ridiculous, like you accidentally taking the last Nacho Fry from Taco Bell out of the box that you both agreed to share. Marissa is a Basic White Girl, who’s spirit animal is Hillary Clinton. She loves licking random people and won’t hesitate to lick someone if she thinks there is the slightest chance that they’ll be her friend.

There goes Marissa again, licking another door knob.

by Adam Strot. February 2, 2020

marissa

has a mom named marsha who loves kelly dearly

me and marsha made love by the ocean and marissa is jealous

by kelly(: October 20, 2008

Marissa

Flat

:marissa:
She's basic AND flat.

by Austina_Rolltide | AustiSweet April 29, 2020

Marissa Gilman

Marissa Gilman is the most interesting girl you could meet. She is loving, friendly, shy, caring, and way more things. She loves someone, named Josh. They are the perfect couple. Marissa deserves someone who loves her, and Josh does. Marissa is the nicest girl I've ever met.

Me: Hey Marissa, I think we're going to the grocery store today!
Marissa: Ya think?
: That is Marissa Gilman for you. :

by YourFavoriteStepSister December 11, 2021

Markassbuster

Someone that one would consider a "homey", or friend.

My bro Adrian is a real markassbuster

by Blade2567 April 27, 2007

Marissa

THE CHHICK AT SCHOOL WHI WILL TURN HER BACK ON YOU WHEN YOU NEED HER MOST SHE WILL STEAL YOUR PHONE AND LIE ABOUT IT AND SHE WILL LIE TO YOU YOUR WHILE LIFE KNOWING HER DO NOT TRUST ANYBODY NAMED MARISSA

Marissa stole my phone I got it back but I wanted to slap her.

by burgerherpuner July 11, 2020

Marissa

Marissa is also a very sweet nice person who is writing this with her friend Riley... I HAD COFFEEEEEEEE!!!!!
SEEEE YOUUUU NEEEXXTTTTT TIIIMEEE Y'ALLLLLL

MERRY HALLOWEEN ALL OF YOU BEECHES OUT THERE!!! :)
HAVE A JOLLY THANKSGIVING!

THAT BEECH IS SUCH A MARISSA!

by MR. DERRIK LAMMAR STEVESTON October 30, 2018