The Manny Doctrine

The Manny Doctrine states that if the complexity of a system raises above a certain threshold causing either of the following to be true:

1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.

2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.

*During sprint planning*
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."

by 🎲 March 26, 2019

Manny

A Manny is a mysterious imaginary dick that appears in your mouth when you begin to speak.

I suggest you shut up when you get a Manny, or you'll stutter.

by NUNYABIDNESS April 12, 2019

Manny Jason

The best and most awesome male nanny dude. Watches over dem kidz and creator of feet meat. For an example, go check out Manny Jason on YouTube

Manny Jason is the coolest male nanny and is super funny.

by OGMannyJ May 26, 2019

Manny

Manny also know as the king of all he has the biggest dick ever and every one Refers to him as the god of men all the ladies how see if instantly become wet from age 18 to age 96 he’s a ladies manny

How is the manny

by Baconlover 1500 December 18, 2019

Little Manny

A giant midget who try’s to finish a sub taller than him.

Bro, that kid’s such a Little Manny.

by “Ramen Noodles” October 3, 2019

Manny

Manny's have a enormously big penis of atleast 13 inches and is a blonde chick that all the girls will fAll in love with Mannys usually have longish hair that alllll the girls love

Person 1 who is that long haired chick he is looking fine!
Person 2 Yep well duh that is a Manny .

by Mannydahoe:):):):):):):):):):) August 24, 2019

Manny

Loud, rambunctious, but has a kind and forgiving personality. Though he’s not always seen as the smartest, his humor and kindness makes up for what he lacks

Handy Manny

by define_sassy January 31, 2020