Mellow Martyr

Teenage rebel rapper, originally from California. Extreme lyricist and full-time human being. Creates music inspired by the soul, mind, heart, and body. Founder of Emeralds & Laces Supply Co.

Have you heard the new song "I Don't Lie" by Mellow Martyr?

by thatmellowfellow April 17, 2013

Yarn Martyr

A person whose annoying or derision worthy behaviour actually has a net positive effect on the receiver, by providing them with hilarious stories to share with their friends, despite the actual encounter remaining annoying.

This person is actually (usually unwittingly) sacrificing themselves for the stories of others, by offering to take the role of fool.

This guy at work used to be the biggest jerk, but now he's transcended jerk and become a yarn martyr, so at least I get these great stories out of having to put up with him

by borisgg October 21, 2013

The Marty Set

The notion of being victorious during a tennis match, despite losing.

We lost the first two sets to Sperls and Tax again, but we were up 3-2 in the third when our court time was up. Sooooo, we got The Marty Set for the victory! (followed by a fist pump)

by rjliii November 2, 2014

attempted martyr

The 'crime' of surviving one's religion motivated suicide.

Upon hearing of Mohammad surviving his suicide attack, my imam declared, "It's just another case of attempted martyr."

by mouselb September 7, 2014

Muff-Martyr

One who promotes their homosexuality to advance their popularity, celebrity status, or political gain.

That one muff-martyr that played "Doogie Howser" was back in the news today:

by Bulldog fan October 13, 2016

Thot martyr

A captivating hoe that you can't admit to falling in love with but know you do.

Man her pussy so wet and tigjt too bad she a hoe. She's like a magical thor, or a thot martyr .

by Bunzhunh November 28, 2016

martyr

1. A person who seeks out and/or nurtures conflict within their life.

2. A person who creates drama in their life where there was none before.

Often describes an attention whore or a pity whore, who find pleasure in lording their pain over others and garnering support because of it. A martyr seeks out and revels in personal conflict so as to have an excuse to be angry.

1. Mary bought her husband a lifetime pass to Fantasy Football Camp, even though she hates football and hates when he leaves the house for a long time. She yells at him all the time because he goes. She's such a martyr.

2. Bob always takes my comments the wrong way. Why, just the other day I said his tie looked nice, and he said, "Nice? Why not great? Do you think it's ugly? Why do you hate my clothes? Why do you hate me?" Then he told everyone I was rude to him. What a martyr!

by Wallbridge September 28, 2005