by QAnont August 24, 2020
Get the MILF Mustachemug. While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.
Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.
by grazing gazelle March 1, 2011
Get the Mystical Mustachemug. When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.
by Deee Bag October 16, 2014
Get the asian mustachemug. ME: Damn bro, I'd definitely spackle Clara's face. MY BRO: Yeah, I'd hook her up with a silk mustache for sure.
by SnappinDicks October 8, 2021
Get the Silk Mustachemug. by Glittery May 29, 2015
Get the Glitter mustachemug. This is a result of receiving head from a person with a thick mustache causing a brutal rug burn on the na na/vagina
This morning has been agony, I hooked up with Jerry last night and he gave me the worst mustache stain ever.
by Mustache Stain October 12, 2015
Get the mustache stainmug. An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.
by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018
Get the Mustache Mafiamug.